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State Run Media July 13, 2009

WASHINGTON - President Obama announces Dr. Jack Kevorkian as the new Health Care Czar.

President Obama announced today that Dr. Jack Kevorkian will be the new Health Care Czar.

Speaking from the Soylent Green Geriatric Nutritional Research Institute President Obama says that Dr. Kevorkian has a plan to allow that all 47 million uninsured will have access to health care and at no cost to the taxpayers.

In addition to the sweeping changes to health care system, President Obama also stated that Dr. Kevorkian has a revolutionary plan to save 13.2 Trillion dollars to the Social Security fund and to Medicare over the next 10 years, according to CBO estimates.

At the press conference reporters questioned the President as to how the cost savings occur. President Obama replied “the exact details are still being worked out, however, Dr. Kovorkian will work closely with the Congress and I expect a bill will be ready for me to sign on my desk before Congress goes to recess in August”.

Republican Minority Leader John Boehner was quoted as saying “like the Stimlus Plan, and the Cap and Trade Bill, it is likely that this bill will be thousands of pages long and will be presented to to Congress at the very last minute before a vote is taken, no one will have time to read the bill, and no one will know what will really be in the bill”. White House spokesman Robert Gibbs dismissed Congressman Boehner’s statement as “more Republican fear mongering”.

Dr. Kovorkian made headlines in the 90’s and some skeptics claim his medical procedures are controversial.

Dr. Kevorkian showing a medical device that he invented.

Protester shot outside the press conference.

During the press conference a protester was shot and critically wounded just outside the Soylent Green Geriatric Nutritional Research Institute. Department Of Homeland Security Chief Janet Napolitano advised that the protester was likely a right wing extremist, possibly a NRA member or a former war veteran.

Video of wounded protester.

State Run Media. August 24, 2009.

FCC Chief Diversity Officer announces new TV network.

President Obama’s newly appointed FCC Chief Diversity Officer Mark Lloyd has announced the creation of the the Community Re-education And Propaganda (CRAP) Network.

Mr. Lloyd has indicated that the new network is being created in response to the monopoly of the Right Wing cable news outlets and stated that President Obama believes that the new CRAP network will allow competition and keep the “cable chatter” honest.

State Run Media has obtained exclusive information about three of the primetime programs premiering this fall.

Chicago Hope and Change

Fear Factor

The Hollyweird Squares

The CRAP Network will begin launch September 1, 2009 and will be available on Satellite, Cable, and will also be transmitted to liberal’s tinfoil hats everywhere.

Senator Dodd represents exactly what is wrong in Washington.

Imagine if you were accused of crime that you didn’t commit.  You would hope that the justice system would be fair and impartial during your trial. What if the prosecutor was your ex-brother in law that your sister divorced and the judge was her father?  Then you are not even given the opportunity to have a jury hear your case. The blatant conflict of interest should be obvious here …

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Absolutely the most disturbing leftist US politician, possibly the worst ever.

Nancy Pelosi is a typical Limosine Liberal. Her words speak for themselves … 

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OK, so the poster below doesn’t reveal an actual Biden gaffe … but no one is suprised what comes out of Biden’s mouth.

Joe asks man in wheelchair to “stand up” …

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